Dear Gravity...you suck

I'm no spring chicken, I know this. But lately I've started to see things about me that are making me cringe. I'd like to cover all the mirrors in my house, but then my BF might start to see the things I don't like. He seems to be oblivious, which for once, is fine by me.

I've never been a skinny girl, nor would I like to be. I like food, it's my friend. One of my longest ones, actually. But lately it seems as though it is beginning to conspire against me. It's going places I really would prefer that it didn't, and if I could....I'd ground it....

I'm also wondering if this 'mommy pouch' is ever going to go away. My stomach shouldn't go near my va-jay-jay.  It's just not right. And it looks ridiculous when I try to stuff it in a pair of jeans.  Putting real clothes on is a task. Like a work out session task. Which in hindsight, could be a good thing, but I really don't want to be all sweaty by the time I have finally managed to get into my jeans and then got my cute heels on......I mean, come on...I just showered!

I'm also starting to notice that my boobs are starting to look like 'mom boobs'. You know the type. Even with a bra on, they still like to hang out near your belly button. I'm sure they are bored with each other and would like some new scenery, but my belly button is the wrong crowd to be hanging out with. Maybe I could convince them that if they went in the other direction they could have a much better conversation with everyone up north.  I'll have to work on that.....

I'm really going to have to start using my fit flops for more than just everyday things. I really should start walking in them, like power walking, not back and forth in the house.  Fit flops are the best invention ever! They have helped my back, tightened up my calves,and when I'm really trekking to keep my son from the cats food bowl, is when I can really feel the burn. They rock! I need more though. I need them in every color b/c red just doesn't go with everything......

If I can ever get the 'amazon associates to work right, I'll link you to the Fit Flops......get them. Wear them. Love them. To bad the don't make fit flops for boobs......