Somedays I wonder how women do this with more than one kid!? I even know of a few who have infants that are a month or two older than my son, and are pregnant again...wtf? Why? And where in the hell do they even get the strength to have sex? It's 7:30pm right now and I feel like I am way past my bedtime, and the thought of having sex? Kiss my ass. I swear, the day he is off of formula for good, I just might throw a party! Maybe for each milestone like that I will. It might make things a tad bit more exciting for me! Not that my life isn't exciting, because it is. Well, in the 'aw look, he flipped himself over' kind of way. What? You don't think that's exciting? Oh, wait. ..I forgot...you probably have a real life. I had one of those once.........aah, memories.......

Ok, so this entry wasn't as exciting as some of my others....sue me. Let's see you wake up 4x a night b/c your kid keeps flipping himself over in his sleep and waking himself up, and then cries because he doesn't want to be on his back. So, you flip him over like a pancake, and cross your fingers that he actually does go back to sleep so that you may be allowed to go back to bed. Only to crawl back into bed, get nice and comfy and then listen to your significant other snore so sweetly right into your ear so that it reverberates off of your brain. And once you are finally able to fall asleep to that racket (it becomes cathartic after awhile), you hear that baby monitor again........and around and around it goes.....let's see how witty you are after all of that......smart ass